Meet every striker

21 original profiles, written from the same versioned contract as the game. Browse roles, balanced stats, counterplay and backstories without changing a lineup. Status labels are literal: a profile marked not selectable is published here but is not something the current build lets you pick into an outfield lineup.

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MAESTRO

MONKEY KEEPER · GUARDS EVERY GOAL IN THE LEAGUE

GOALKEEPER / EVERY CLUB

LATE COMMIT
LIVE REBOUND
ONE KEEPER FOR EVERY CLUB

How they play: Reads the striker's plant foot rather than the ball, then commits late enough that a Power Strike has already picked its corner.
How to stop them: Hold the shot until Maestro commits, or pull the save wide and attack the rebound before the monkey is back up.

Backstory

Maestro spent years above a neighbourhood ground working the scoreboard, the lights and the music, reading every attack as an arrangement before it was played. The monkey came down to conduct it in person and found the best seat in the house was the six-yard box, where one pair of hands decides how the whole piece ends.

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